Hi I'm Sophie and I probably watch more TV than I should
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
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i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post
SUNDAY!
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
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i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
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REWATCHING COMMUNITY BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT?
S01E04: Social Psychology
The best damn steakhouse in the damn state. I have taken a picture of every steak I’ve ever eaten there.
apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT
THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
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detective-hetalian-in-the-tardis:
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
hip rotation
booty sensation
ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN
what the fuck is wrong with this website
nothing
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